Remember when the baloon boy insadent happened well I thought michle Jackson was ordering take out from heavan

I recently purchased Michael Jackson's bones.

I AM HAPPY THAT I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT HE IS NO LONGER ABLE TO RAPE LITTLE KIDS.......HALLALUYA

DAMN IM JUST MAD IT TOOK 50 YEARS FOR THAT NASTY BASTARD TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Mcdonalds and Micheal jackson are making a new burger......... its 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.............. FINALLY HE IS DEAD

Before his death in June 25, 2009, Michael Jackson was in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Ugliest Man Alive." Now that he's dead, he's now labeled as "Ugliest Man in History."

Michael Jackson isn't really dead. That's just the way he looks like.

michael jackson is made of 90% plastic so when he died, people melted him and turned him into legos so now kids can play with him

One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up, Bad little kids they were,running around, grabbing items off the shelves, crying and screaming all over the place. The mother grabbed all the kids and said ,,,,, " I should have swallowed all of you when i had the chance! "

whats the difference between micheal jackson in a microwave or meat in a microwave the microwave doesnt brown meat