Happy Anniversary, Samantha. Best wishes for another 5 and then some. I totally understand about you not wanting to come to the haters party, so no worries there.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION ASSHOLE I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND MARRIED WITH 2 CHILDREN. IT IS MY 5TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TODAY. HAHA HATE THE FREAK, IM SORRY BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TOP COME TO A PARTY THAT CELEBRATES MICHAELS DEATH. I THINK HATE THE FREAK HAS SEEN A PICTURE OF ME FROM MYSPACE, BUT I NO LONGER HAVE THAT ACCOUNT. ITS A PLEASURE TO HATE YOU ASSHOLE. YOU ARE PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON THAT I DO HATE. L.O.V.E

I have been stating I am having a big party. Problem is, posting a link here, but will try. Due to the number of people expected, I have hired some "job johnnies". Also, in the Dollar Store, I found a supply of some FAGSON posters--mostly when IT was still black and before the mutation into a chalkfaced freak. I am going to cut a hole around the mouth and line the bottom of the toilets with these. The children attending will be allowed to play "pin the penis on the FAGSON", whereas the aduults, using more of those posters I bought, will enjoy an airgun range with prizes being awarded to the closest shot between FAGSON's eyes. Later, all the posters, except the ones from the toilets, will be burned as a homage to the fact that FAGSON is now a pile of rotting ash. Also, at some cost, I had FAGSON pinatas made, and the game will be called "be Joe Jackson" and each partygoer will get to beat the shit out of the FAGSON swinging from the tree branches. Food, dancing (but no FAGSON noise from the DJ), drinking and smoking will all be on the agenda. In the ultimate gesture of goodwill toward the lovers, Silky Samantha was going to be my date, but didn't want to create an international incident. ONE WEEK TO THE ANNIVERSARY OF BEING ONE-YEAR---------FAGSON FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the cheap laugh, silklips24, besides, I wouldn't want to do that, either, since you're probably a 17 year old virgin who doesn't even know what they are doing. Thanks for hating me, it makes me feel good, skank. To the haters, one week to go. Hey, will anybody be throwing a party to celebrate the death of the pedo? Be sure to post up the links, or pics on a website.

OK HATE THE FREAK I FORGIVE YOU, ASSHOLE DONT BE FLATTERED THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION I WOULD NEVER FUCK YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN (OR WOMAN) ON EARTH. YOU ARE A COMPLETE TWAT AND I HATE YOU. YOU WILL SURELY ROT IN HELL. HATE THE FREAK, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A HATER OF MICHAEL I, TOO HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR YOU, WE GET ON WELL WITH EACH OTHER HERE, X MICHAEL I LOVE YOU BABY!! SO SEXY, YUMMY.

Be sure to look at youtube for some songs. Here are three suggested artists: Andy Williams Barry Manilow Tom Jones

Why was Fagson kicked out of the cub scouts? He was up to a pack a day. BONUS JOKE: Fagson was on a cruise with a bunch of cub scouts when the boat hit a rock and began to sink. "Man overboard!" The Captain yelled out. "But what about the cub scouts?!" Fagson squeeled. The Captain yelled back, "The cub scouts? FUCK the cub scouts!" Fagson then screamed, "Ohhhhh, do we have time?!!!!"

Once upon a time at Neverland Ranch... Jackson woke up early one morning. He had a huge boner and was horny as hell because he had just dreamed that he molested and gang-banged a group of young boys. Suddenly a young boy peeked his head in and Jackson squeeled, "oh, little boy, come here with me and let's play a game!" He jumped out of bed, grabbed the boy, ripped his clothes off, and moon walked with him, naked , into the shower. The young boy was terrified, but Jackson explained, "This game is called 'pirate!' Use you tiny dick like a sword and attack me!" Before the little bioy could say or do anything, Jackson suddenly squeeled out, bent over and spread his ass cheeks, they yelled, "Oh, I give up! I surrender! Kill me now! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!"

Hate The Freak - thanks very much for the kind comments. I'm glad that everyone is enjoying my parodies. I've got some new ones that I think are the best yet, but I'm saving them for the anniversary - hope you all laugh your asses of. NEVER FORGET WHAT HE WAS!

Okay, now I am ready to throw up. First child molestation, then dangling a baby on a balcony, and now, fingerprints on a pecker?! People are defending a pedophile. How disgusting