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Submitted By: Hate The Freak
Although not an autograph, FAGSON's finger prints were always found along many a young boy's pecker or between his ass cheeks.
On: 2010-06-17 15:34:15
Submitted By: fuck you, Michael
Now, I've heard it all. Did you know that they were showing his shoes on the today show, autographed? I am so weirded out
On: 2010-06-17 09:48:36
Submitted By: Hate The Freak
Yes, indeed. Bubbles keeps surpassing himself with those songs----great stuff--loved the "My Way" rendition. I was reminded of FAGSON today while on the way to work---a bucket was full of ash outside the Toys 'R Us. Even in death, FAGSON remains near small children. I also heard that as part of his will, FAGSON did want his organs donated to the children's hospital.
On: 2010-06-17 09:26:05
Submitted By: asshole
8 more days to go, HatetheFreak
On: 2010-06-17 08:56:47
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Submitted By: Hate The Freak
Silky, baby, nothing of the kind. Everyone knows I am the #1 hater and yet have an incredible soft spot for you and talking with you. Apologies if you were given to think differently. So, how r ya sexy? Although I must mention we counting down to being one year FAGSON FREE.
On: 2010-06-17 06:50:49
Submitted By: asshole
silklips24, as flattered as I am that you made that suggestion to fuck you, I am not interested, since I don't go for pedophile fans, number 1. Number 2, you are not really my type. Who is my type, certainly not you, but thanks for offereing. Third, you give me the names of some of those people, and stories on them, and I am sure we will make fun of them on here. The difference is that people don't hear those stories, except for maybe the menendez brothers, but people say the case was so disgusting about their father, that people never even talk about them, but I am sure Dave Letterman and Leno probably told tons of jokes about them. Put up some stories of people like the ones you describe, and I am sure I will find jokes or make fun of them on here. I threw down the gauntlet, now, it's your turn
On: 2010-06-16 22:39:16
Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp
THANKS, ASSHOLE!(To the TV tune of "Green Acres" - Never-land is the place to be (da-da-da-da)/young boys/can all watch me pee(da-da-da-da)/young ass cheeks spread far and wide/Billy, I love you/bend over/let's see your backside(da-da-da-da-da-da-da)/Never-land's where I'd rather stay(da-da-da-da)/look at my zoo/just don't tell I'm gay!(da-da-da-da)/I just adore a naked boy/Billy, I love you/now try not to run away(da-da-da-da-da-da-da-do-do-do-do-do)/The toys!(da-da-da-da-da)/The Noise!(da-da-da-da-da)/The Boys!/"hey, that's my son!"/good bye, virginity!/Never-land Ranch/you're here(da-da-da-da-da-do-do).
On: 2010-06-16 20:57:21
Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp
(To the tune of "My Way") - And now, the end is near/I've popped some pills/and now I'm hurtin'/my fans/don't think I'm queer/show me a boy/and I start flirtin'/I've lived a live a crime/I did no time/'cause they were all paid/by me, oh, yes, me/I'm Michael Jackson/young boys/I've had a few/but then again/too many to mention/their dicks/so nice and small/I rubbed their balls/it's called 'molestin'/I let/them watch me pee/so I could say/no, no, I'm not gay/on, no, no, not me/I'm Michael Jackson/yes, there were times/I'm sure they knew/a woman's bush?/I'd never chew!/I made quite sure/if there was doubt/I sucked their cocks/then spit it out/so there's no more/no evidence/I'm Michael Jackson!
On: 2010-06-16 20:35:04
Submitted By: silklips24
I am a diseased twat. MJ gave me AIDS when the faggot buttfucked me.
On: 2010-06-16 19:01:13
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Submitted By: silklips24
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE, I HAVE BEEN HERE MUCH LONGER THAN YOU. ANYONE IS WELCOME HERE, SO YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO ME BEING HERE.WHO CARES IF THERE IS ONLY 3 MICHAEL LOVERS ON THIS SITE, ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING, WHY TAKE THE PISS ABOUT MICHAEL, WHO APPARENTLY 'RAPED' LITTLE BOYS, SO PATHETIC, WHY NOT JOKE ABOUT MEN THAT ARE IN PRISON SERVING LIFE FOR RAPING AND KILLING LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS, COS ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU THINK THAT IS FUNNY TOO, RIGHT? YOU ARE ALL SICK FUCKING FREAKS, WHO NEED YOUR HEADS SORTING OUT, YOU THINK ITS FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT RAPE, WELL ITS NOT. HEY THE FREAK YOU HAVE CHANGER SINCE ASSHOLE HAS BEEN HERE, YOU WONT EVEN TALK TO ME LIKE YOU USED TO, EMBARRASSED TO TALK TO A LOVER ARE YOU?
On: 2010-06-16 18:43:06
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