Hey, silklips24, who do YOU think YOU are? In case you haven't read, this is called "DEADMICHAELJACKSONJOKES.COM, that mean, this is a place to make fun of him. If you don't like that, don't come on here, this isn't a pro michael website. If I or anyone choose to call him a pedol, we will. I don't need you Michael Joseph Jackson or silklips24 damn permission to insult him. If you don't like it, too bad.

Hello to all my fans - thanks for all of the great feedback. I've re-posted some of my "classics" for all of the newer Pro-Fagson supporters on this site (in case they missed them). And don't worry, I've got a bunch of new ones but I'm saving them for "The Anniversary." Thanks again for all that posted and laughed at these. A special shout out to "asshole" and "hate the freak" - keep it up! And NEVER, EVER forget who Fagson was! NEVER!!!! And by the way, has "diddy" solved the JFK assasination yet? Ha! No, excuse me, Whoo-hoo-hoo!

(To the TV Tune of "The Beverly Hillbillys") - Come and listen to my story 'bout a fag named Mike/born a little black boy/then he bleached himself bone-white/he sold a lot of records 'cause he sang 'em like a chick/the only way he reached high notes was grabbin' his own dick (fag, he was, drag queeen, lean and mean)/so the next thing you know, ol Mike's a millionare/but he loved young boys 'cause they got no pubic hair/he said "Neverland Ranch is where I oughtta be!"/so he moved to the west coast so young boys could watch him pee (sleep overs, young boys, lots of noise)/now the next you know ol Mike's facin' the law/the LAPD said "we know you hate your pa!/but that is certainly no excuse for fucking all those kids!you lure them into bed by playin' your MTV vids!" (blow jobs, lots of nobs, watch him sob)/well now ol Mike is pretending that he's sick/he took a lot of drugs/but he still missed all the dick/he faked a couple of marraiges so that he would look "straight"/even though his two "wives" claimed they never had a date (child porn, any new kids born?)/so ol Mike went to far and mo-lested the wrong kid/they boy yelled "now 'who's' fucked?/the whole world knows what you did!"/so pappa Joe Jackson told the press to "go to hell!"/he didn't want the truth leaked out, just blocked another book to sell( my son? Good God, he's done!)/so now ol Mike's just another drug addicted fag/he's so fucking creepy, got no more new boys to shag (no more little butts? He's going nuts)/so now ol Mike is finished 'cause he's popped too many pills/while pappa Joe Jackson kepps yelling "now who will pay my bills?!"/'cause the only sensible thing ol Mike can do beside not to cry/is to have the common courtesy to just go finally die (good bye, Pedo, should have been HETERO!).

(To the the TV theme song tune of "Gilligan's Island") - Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale/a tale that will make you sick/it's all about the King Of Pop/and how he sucked boy's pricks/his real name was Michael Jackson/his father beat his ass/thank God his older brothers stopped/him so they could make him cash/"the Jackson 5" got rich real quick/but Michael was not done/he left them to record "solo"/the fun had just begun!/Michael bought some property/way north of Encino/he said "now that I live alone, young dicks will all get blown!"/he called his new home "Neverland"/and filled it up with toys/a zoo, a big amusement park/all to entice young boys/he forced them all to sleep with him/right next to him in bed/he drugged them up with wine and juice/then they all gave him head/he warned them all "Don't tell a soul, 'cause I could go to jail!/instead I'll write your folks a check/it's way cheaper that bail!"/pedo charge soon began/the tony tots all talked!/if only for the courage of the Neverland staff/the pedo would not have walked!/his bucks ran out/his fans still shout/"Don't judge him, he's not gay!/just because he looks like a freak/what else is there to say?"/the media started getting rough/The King Of Pop was done/his spent his last remaining bucks/on lawyers who were stunned/they told him, "Wacko, you're a fag, and Goddamned pedo-phile/but for another million bucks/we can delay this trial!"/The King Of Pop, he beat the rap/to face another day/to have to answer all his fans/just why he acts so gay/he soon dropped dead/he popped some pills/he died while in his sleep/the media called him "The King"/while we just called him "CREEP!"/wih.. all his "kids," his "supposed" wives, all his gay lovers, and what they write/and all the boys, and eveyone else/who got raped by this PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I push in and out/try not to shout/as I rape you from behind/and they say why? why?/tell them I'm a freak of nature/why? why?/tell them I'm a freak of nature/I like living this way/'cause I'm so fucking gay/If I'm caught I'll just pay/

(To the tune of "Thriller") - It's after midnight/a creepy fag is peeking through the door/wants to molest you/just like all of the other boys before/you try to scream/but it's too late, the freak has seen you naked/he want to cream/his 50-year-old jizz onto your thighs/he's shaking/(chorus)'cause he's a homo-pedo-phile/he want to suck you tiny dick/for just a little while/yeah, he's a homo-pedo-file/and then he'll fuck you in your ass/that's his perverted style/'caue he's a homo/chomo/pedo/(end rap)it's midnight now at Neverland/the big hand's on the little hand/he stares intently at the clock/then reaches down to stroke your cock/you'll try to scream,/you'll try to cry/you just wish that he'd fucking die/becuase no one can save you from this Pedo! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA-HAA-HAAA-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I love michael jackson he is sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy AND people who call him "pedo" are stupid, wow one pedos down there are MILLIONS WHOS ARE WORSERRR AND YALL WOULDNT SAY SHIT AND RAPE UR KIDS AND CHOP THEM UP AND SEND THEM TO u threw MAIL

OI ASSHOLE WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? LEAVE US MICHAEL LOVERS ALONE, WE REALLY DO NOT NEED YOUR SHIT AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, YOUR COMMENTS ARE PATHETIC AND HURTFUL, AND YOUR 'JOKES' ARE NOT EVEN FUNNY,IM NOT HERE TO FIGHT, I DONT SEE THE POINT, I LOVE EVERYONE, EVEN THOSE OF YOU WHO HATE MICHAEL, HEY DIDDLES HOW ARE YOU? HATE THE FREAK BABY, HEY. L.O.V.E XX

Thanks, shamonay. We at least know who the prick is. Oh, and to meg, who cares. It's you who has that feeling. I personally don't care for Michael Jackass. He creeped me out, lol. And for that matter, so do you, lol

that imma cock comment was attually posted by Mj09xoxo AKA: a prick