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Submitted By: diddy
wtf r u on about, i h8 fucking cats and i'm not fat, i'm slim and i do watch soaps though, especially eastenders and who am i tryna kid, why would i lie about my age.u dont believe anything do u, do u believe that u r actually alive and very very very stupid, coz u r. u shud listen to urself, Maybe i am a retard and dumb but i'm learning still not u soo grow up u homo bumchum. i love michael jackson very much.
On: 2010-06-30 10:28:16
Submitted By: asshole
I don't know much about the gay sex lifestyle, but I think when he said "bottom", it means "on the recieving end". Top means the giving end. I'm pretty sure that is what they meant. You'd have to ask someone who practices that type of lifestyle. They would know. I am so surprised that Perverted Justice didn't stop him, but then again, they weren't around until 2004. I am sure they could sway the jury if he was tried a second time for a guilty verdict. Still can't believe people are defending him today.
On: 2010-06-29 22:25:45
Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
asshole, seriously, I know it's fucked (no pun intended), but if you google "Michael Jackson Gay Sex," or "Michael Jackson Gay Lovers" it takes you directly to news reports, interviews, quotes, etc. (most from 3-rd party journalists) with legit gay male adults who claim that they indeed had gay sex with him (one in particular claims that Fagson would dress in drag and meet in a hotel for gay sex). What the hell does a "bottom" mean? Fagson liked to be on the bottom?
On: 2010-06-29 21:54:17
Submitted By: asshole
Must be from NAMBLA. As far as that, they probably fucked Jacko in the ass
On: 2010-06-29 21:26:50
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Submitted By: Nererland Ass Bandit
Hey, have you read some of the comments from some of the "older" (ie: "legal - over 18") gay men that claimed they had gay relationships with Fagson while he was still alive? They claim that Fagson" was a "bottom" - sorry, I'm not up on gay sex practices, but I guesssing it means that Fagson was the "catcher" while his lovers were all "pitchers?"
On: 2010-06-29 18:18:45
Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp
(To the tune of "Love Potion #9") - I had a sleep-over at Neverland/a creepy pedo took me by the hand/ said "wanna see a trick?"/then he tried to grab my dick/then his accountants shouted/"molestion #9!"/he sang and danced/he a giant zoo/amusement park rides/a million things to do/he tucked me into bed/then bent down and gave me head/then his accountants shouted/"molestation #9!"(they worked over-time/just to keep him from jail/they wrote large checks/for pedo sex/"how much is bail?")/and yet his fans/they all still gave him praise/"he's really married/has young kids to raise!"/if you believe that shit/you're a 12-year-old nit-wit/but his "people" still shouted/"molestaion # 9!"(his face looks like clay/skin stretched over a skull/he loves to suck boy's tiny dicks/and wears lipstick)/my folks are now rich/well, who could have guessed?/his "people" tell me I can't tell the press/'cause they already know/the he's got more dicks to blow/"molestation #10!"
On: 2010-06-29 18:10:39
Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp (Accept NO Substitutes)
Asshole, outstanding parody, and funny as hell! Keep 'em coming! By the way, did you read diddy's last post about "pony up" meaning buying a pony? Her "cover" is wearing pretty thin - if she's really 12 then she's retarded, but she isn't kidding anyone! She's probably some 55-year-old fat woman with 20 cats who eats cake frosting out of a can with a knife while watching soap operas.
On: 2010-06-29 17:11:30
Submitted By: asshole
*to the tune of it's the most wonderful time of the year* It's the most wonderful time of the year. With the little boys safe now that the pedophile is gone. It's the most wonderful time of the year. June 25th is the happiest day of them all. With Dr. Conrad Murphy helping the world, saving them from a lipstick butt fucker, who lusts for little boys, it's the happiest season of all. With the little boys crying, while Michael is smiling, and singing songa all the day. Dangling babies off balconies, and smiling as he did it. With that pedo's cock hard, and looking at boys and asking them tto suck it. It's the most wonderful day of the year on June 25. It's the most wonderful day of the year *chanting* death to pedos.
On: 2010-06-29 10:12:55
Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp (Accept NO Substitutes)
(To the tune of "Mr. Bojangles") - I knew a fag/Mike Jackson/and he'd dance for kids/made MTV vids/with greasy hair/and waxy skin/and red lipstick/loved to suck dick/of young boys/how he'd cry/if his fans all "knew" they'd both die/he grabbed his crotch/he sang high notes/just like a girl/they watched him twirl/then he moon-walked/paid boys not to "talk"/his skin like chalk/then he clicked his heels and ran/Mr. Fag Jackson/Mr. Fag Jackson/please die!/he bought a ranch/called Neverland/gave kids free "rides"/yet his fans believed his lies/he sucked theirs dicks/he fucked their ass/he paid them off/but gay?,he denied!/he bought a kid/he dangled him/on a balcony/for the whole world to see!/yong boys all claimed/they saw his cock/they watched him pee/identified his wee-wee!/Mr. Fag Jackson/Mr. Fag Jackson/please die!/His record sales/they all nosed-dived/he blamed the press/his life was a mess/his face carved up/his nose chopped off/a site to be seen/looked like a drag queen/his fans still cared/"good news" they shared!/"he still can sing!"/he's still "The King!"/ignored the press/ignored the news/stuck up for him/his sales were still slim/no more boy's hugs/got hooked on drugs/the world knew that he was through/skin turned from white to blue/Mr. Fag Jackson/Mr. Fag Jackson/die!/and now he's dead/he fans still think/that he was King/and that's a fact!/they can't believe/his drug of choice was 9-year-old "crack"/all those boys abused!/Mr. Fag Jackson/Mr. Fag Jackson/Please/Come back and die!/Please/come back and die/PLEASE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On: 2010-06-28 21:33:26
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Submitted By: Hate The Freak
Or maybe because of the shame of knowing they were ass-fucked by a sick twisted mutated freak like FAGSON.
On: 2010-06-28 20:12:49
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