(To the tune of "Ben") - Ben/the two us us can date no more/the cops/they came/and then broke down my door/Ben/ they tried to call me "fag"/young boys I loved to shag/but I still love you, Ben/Ben/they call what I had done a "crime"/I paid/your folks/I won't do any time/Ben/your bedroom door I knocked/I sucked your tiny cock/then slept next to you, Ben/(chorus) then right away/my fans all say/"he's not gay!"/Ben/I paid some girls/so I'd look straight/even though/we never had a date/Ben/I've still got secret cash/I need your tiny ass/Oh, God, I need you, Ben/Ben/I "bought" some kids/so I'd look straight/the sperm/came from some guy/my fans "took the bait"/they/all think that I'm a dad/but girls/I never had/I think I fooled them, Ben/Ben/I popped some pills/and then O.D.'d/paramedics/failed to rescue me/they said "too late, we think he's dead"/my fans were all mislead/but I still miss you, Ben/Ben/they buried me at Forrest Lawn/without any of my child porn/Ben, my casket's made of gold/yet I'll still rot with mold/But I'll still dream of Ben.

tune from 'The one who farted'- i suck windows/they taste of garlic/ i got my afro pubes stuck in a fan/ the fat bus driver had a KFC/ i like picking my nose/ then wipe it under the couch/ i steel toilets/ i collect stamps/ then throw 'em in the bin/ the best singer in the world is daniel 'o' donal/ great offer at his concerts/ buy 1 get 9 free/ my life is about trash picking and train spotting.

tune from 'The one who farted'- i suck windows/they taste of garlic/ i got my afro pubes stuck in a fan/ the fat bus driver had a KFC/ i like picking my nose/ then wipe it under the couch/ i steel toilets/ i collect stamps/ then throw 'em in the bin/ the best singer in the world is daniel 'o' donal/ great offer at his concerts/ buy 1 get 9 free/ my life is about trash picking and train spotting.

DIDDY LOVES AN ACTUAL PEDOPHILE?! CAN WE ASSUME THAT HE OR SHE IS A SECRET ONE, OR DEVELOPING SYMPATHY TOWARDS ONE?! PROMISE US DIDDY THAT YOUR UGLY ASS WON'T REPRODUCE. JUST GLAD IF YOU DECIDE TO, IT WON'T BE WITH JACKSON. BABY DANGLER.

Hey, you lame ass poser using my name, I think THIS version is much better!: He was so young, barely a teen/just like in all my dreams/I said I like your behind/and yes, you will be "the one"/who'll dance in my shower/with his wet bum/Papa Joe always told me/be careful who you love/don't go around breaking young boy's hearts/and Mother Kathryn told me/be careful who you "do"/otherwise Papa Joe's temper will start/little Billy's not my lover/he's just a boy/a boy that I used to fuck/his dick I loved to suck (repeat over and over - fade out).

(To the tune of "Stayin' Alive") - Well you can tell by the way that I moon-walked/was no woman's man/I only sucked cock/music loud and little boys warm/papa Joe beat me since I was born/and now it's all right/it's okay/my staff will look "the other way"/while my fans try/to understand/why I look like a woman/when I'm really a man/have you got a little brother?/I'll pay off your mother/I'm dead, not alive/dead, not alive/feel the city learing and everybody's cheering'cause I'm dead, not alive/whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo/I'm dead,not alive!/well, now I loved boys, and I got high/and if I can't get both/I start to cry/got the mind of a pervet with dancin' shoes/I need a litte boy's ass/so nice and loose/you know it's all right/if he's not gay/they know I am/and I'll still pay/my fans still try/to understand/while I gavs boys a "special hand"/feel the haters laughing/the whole world's took to bashin'/cause I'm dead, not alive, dead, not alive/DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD NOT ALLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!

another fantastic classic from my horny bunch of pubes.

tune from billie jean, michael jackson- she was more like a beauty queen/from a movie scene/ i said that i dont mind/ but what do you mean im the one/ who will dance/ on the floor/ in a round/ she said i am the one/ who will dance/ on the floor/ in the round/ people always told me/ be carefull what you do/ dont go around breaking young girls hearts/ and my mother always told me/ be careful who you love/ be careful what you do/ because a lie becomes the truth/ billie jean is not my lover/ she's just a girl/ who claims that i am the one/ but the kid is not my son/ she said i am the one

I did have a lovely day, diddy, and I think you should be a comedian, because your use of text and chat speak are making me laugh more and more, only difference is on here, you're the one who isn't taken seriously, since the haters outnumber your logic. I wonder how that pedo is doing only having to be around adults in the afterlife instead of kids. Have your little delusions, diddy, because you are failing to prove your love to us, and us siding with you. I suppose you would want him to babysit your kids, after he dangled a baby who wasn't even his over a balcony. I hope the kid never sees the video, but he likely will, which will make him side with the haters.

well asshole-u make me laugh more, honestly u should be a comedian... not and i dont take u seriouly either cos i think ur having a laugh, u thinking that poor michael was a monster, u evil thing u.hope u had a lovely day yesturday. i cried but what do you expect. and u havn't met michael either and why do i have to meet him to know what he's like, huh??? what is going on in your mind. love u michael and i will always believe in u. sometimes god needs to call his angels home.