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Submitted By: Fuck you, Michael Jackson!
My birthday is June 25. It's my favorite day of the year. But, last year, Michael Jackson's death made it even more special. I laughed my pants off when I saw the news on CNN! I'm happy for all the little boys in the world. They can now sleep sounder with one less pedophile in their midst.
On: 2010-06-24 10:53:15
Submitted By: Fuck you, Michael Jackson!
Having a few friends over at my place tomorrow! We're gonna have food and cocktails and music and dancing! Great time to celebrate!
On: 2010-06-24 10:44:30
Submitted By: Hate The Freak
Oh how I love it when these FAGSON lovers come here and plead for their little kid fucking faggot idol. The simple fact is---this will never go away. When I see FGASON, I do not see a human---I see a chalk faced mutated freak who fucks children. I was thrilled when I heard IT died last year and am having a party tomorrow to celebrate the FREAK's death. Admit it---the world is a better place without FAGSON.
On: 2010-06-24 09:12:47
Submitted By: asshole
to kathleenlovesmj: Maybe if you go on youtube, and cry and plead for people to leave him alone, we might consider it, but please, keep your pleas going, they are amusing to us. Also, who knows how many hours for a party to celebrate his one year departure. I know I've got my game face on, all smiles, and a bunch of laughter and all bubbles the pimp's parodies. I honestly can't wait. I've got my party hat on. Do YOU? >:D
On: 2010-06-24 08:15:51
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Submitted By: kathleenlovesMJ
I DONT DO JOKES 'BOUT MICHAEL JACKSON, I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART YOUR JOKES ARE PATHETIC. STOP MAKIN' JOKES ABOUT HIM RESPECT HIS DEATH I WISh WHEN YOU ALL ARE DEAD PEOPLE WILL MAKE BADD JOKES ABOUT YOU TOO ! PLEASE MICHAEL IS IN PAIN SO STOP MAKIN' FUN OF HI MPLEASE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A FIGHT .. I JUST DON'T LIKE YOUR FREAKIN' JOKES ABOUT HIM JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE OKAY ?? :')
On: 2010-06-24 04:12:53
Submitted By: kathleenlovesMJ
PLEASE STOP MAKIN' FUN OF HIM !!!!! PLEASE I BEG YOUR PARDON !!
On: 2010-06-24 04:01:51
Submitted By: kathleenlovesMJ
PLEASE !! HE'S NOT A PEDOPHILE AND HE LOVES CHILDREN SO HE CAN NEVER EVER HURT A CHILD !! AND HE'S INNOCENT HE'S NOT A MOLESTER ! AND PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT .. HE'S A HUMAN ! NOT AN ANIMAL SO STOP MAKIN' FUN OF THE MAN ......... STOP !!!! >:(
On: 2010-06-24 03:56:15
Submitted By: kathleenlovesMJ
stop your freakin' jokes if MJ is dead or alive, he's a human ! and he needs some respect so stop makin' song fuckin' jokes about him... RESPECT and JUSTICE is what He need, not your fuckin' jokes ..!! >:(
On: 2010-06-24 03:45:07
Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS***!!! On Friday only, in honor of Fagson's death, McDonalds is offering their special "McJackson Burger": 50-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns! ALSO, Walmart has little boy's & toddlers underpants "half-off!" MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDERS!!!!
On: 2010-06-23 21:09:43
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Submitted By: Dead Man Moon Walking
Greetings, mates! I reckon I was privy to the Wacko Jacko seance 'round last year and it was quite the show. Here's basically what happened: the Madam went into a trance and called out to the spirit of Wacko Jacko. Susddenly, she screamed, but not like a horror scream, it was more like a girl's scream yelling "Whoooo-hooooo-hoooo!" Then she suddenly jumped up, grabbed her crotch, snapped her fingers, and began to moon walk. Then she sat back down and moaned in a soft girly whisper: "I need... young boys... young, luscious, naked boys...." The Madam was in some kind of trance and then someone called out, "Michael, are you with us? Are you here?" Then the Madam/Jackson whispered, "I need to... fuck a young boy in the ass... I need... to suck on his... tiny prick... oh, yes!..." Then someone else called out, "Michael, where are you? Are you in Heaven?" The madam/Jackson whispered, "No, no, if I was in Heaven I would have my dick between a nine-year-old's little white ass cheeks... oh, I need to feel... the touch of a young boy's soft skin... his ass, his chest." Then someone called out, "So are you in hell?" The Madam/Jackson answered, "If you were a fucking pedophile and had been dead for a year with no young boys to fondle, to hug, to kiss, to suck... to fuck in the ass, then yes... I am in Hell! Oh, I need to feel a young boys cock in my mouth... oh, yes... whooo-hooo.....hooo...." By then it was too late. The seance was over and The Madam suddenly awoke, remmbering nothing. She did, however, claim that while in her trance she felt a sensation not unlike a thin, bony finger sticking up her asshole, but the finger never went up too far because the "spirt" somehow sensed that she was female.
On: 2010-06-23 20:53:16
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