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Submitted By: asshole
I think you mean the fagson fans, but ok. 3 more days left. Get ready for the anniversary.
On: 2010-06-21 22:12:08
Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp
Thanks, everybody! I'm so glad my song parodies are making everyone laugh, yet I see the Fagson haters never, ever comment! Oh, well, fuck 'em! They don't belong on here anyway! To asshole, Hate The Freak, and Fuck Michael Jackson, I will certainly take all of your song suggestions into special consideration! I'll try not to let you all down! AND NEVER, EVER(!) FORGET WHO HE/SHE/"IT" WAS!!!!!!!!!! Watch for my "Special Tribute" on the anniversary! P.S. you may have to go back a bit but check out some of my "classics!"
On: 2010-06-21 22:05:03
Submitted By: asshole
Yeah, also try You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. That one will be hillarious, bubble the pimp.
On: 2010-06-21 20:57:42
Submitted By: fuck you, Michael
Hey, bubbles the pimp, try the songs Look at your game, girl, and revolution. Here are a few more for you, in case you run out: It's the most wonderful time of the year, Sweet gingerbread man, Mandy (Barry Manilow) and the entertainer.
On: 2010-06-21 20:54:31
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Submitted By: asshole
Hey, Fuck you, Michael. I like the way you think. It's about time someone said that. I mean, these fans, I suppose they would want a child with a guy who dangles a baby. I was there, when it happened, and I saw it live. He almost DID drop the baby...no, wait, he let it go for a split second, and then caught it. Too bad nobody pressed charges against him. We sure know the kid couldn't. Watch th fans try to white wash it, just like O.J. tried, when he went to court. FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON!
On: 2010-06-21 20:52:20
Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp
(To the tune of "Do You Want To Know A secret?") - No one'll ever know that I'm really Pedo/no one'll know that I'm a fucking fag/Listen(whoo-hoo-hoo)/do you want to know a secret?/whoo-hoo-hoo/do you promise not to tell?(whoo-hoo-hoo)/closer/let me touch your tiny rear/stick my tounge into your ear/I'm in love with you/listen/do you want to know a secret?/do you promise not to yell?(whoo-hoo-hoo)/I'm a fucking queer/Now you know my secret/your dick's sucked black and blue/nobody knows/just us two/closer/put my finger in your ass/it's okay I've got the cash/just remember not to tell/'cause we could both end up in jail/oh, oh, oh, deeper, closer, whoo-hoo-hoo/listen/did my lip stick stain your cheek?/pull down your pants/I wanna peek/say the things I want to hear/there's nothing to fear/listen/do you want to touch my pee-pee?/even though it's black and white/watch it now/it's getting harder/I can shove it in real tight/whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
On: 2010-06-21 20:43:19
Submitted By: fuck you, Michael
Hey, diddy, you are a cunt, you skank! defending a pedophile. I suppose you wanted to have kids with that piece of shit, right? Yeah like he would ever give a slut like you the time of day. You are nothing but a liar, claiming you know so much, when in reality, your sources are only made by the media. Liar, piece of UK shit!
On: 2010-06-21 20:26:36
Submitted By: asshole
Hey, did anyone see the video that was released by the hero who let Jackass die?
On: 2010-06-21 20:25:05
Submitted By: Hate The Freak
Oh, wait, who am I kidding---FAGSON is no where near the baby Jesus. More like hunched over a pile of hot coals. Good thing FAGSON has already had practice burning. Fucking Freak. Dr Conray Murray for President!!!!
On: 2010-06-21 07:30:56
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Submitted By: Hate The Freak
Actually, upon reflection, FAGSONS death really isn't as funny as once thought---for now IT is up there molesting the baby Jesus. BIG DEATH CELEBRATION PARTY--4 DAYS! FAGSON IS DEAD!!!!!!
On: 2010-06-21 07:28:39
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