(To the tune of "Stayin' Alive") - Well you can tell by the way that I moon-walked/was no woman's man/I only sucked cock/music loud and little boys warm/papa Joe beat me since I was born/and now it's all right/it's okay/my staff will look "the other way"/while my fans try/to understand/why I look like a woman/when I'm really a man/have you got a little brother?/I'll pay off your mother/I'm dead, not alive/dead, not alive/feel the city learing and everybody's cheering'cause I'm dead, not alive/whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo/I'm dead,not alive!/well, now I loved boys, and I got high/and if I can't get both/I start to cry/got the mind of a pervet with dancin' shoes/I need a litte boy's ass/so nice and loose/you know it's all right/if he's not gay/they know I am/and I'll still pay/my fans still try/to understand/while I gavs boys a "special hand"/feel the haters laughing/the whole world's took to bashin'/cause I'm dead, not alive, dead, not alive/DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD NOT ALLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!