tune from 'The one who farted'- i suck windows/they taste of garlic/ i got my afro pubes stuck in a fan/ the fat bus driver had a KFC/ i like picking my nose/ then wipe it under the couch/ i steel toilets/ i collect stamps/ then throw 'em in the bin/ the best singer in the world is daniel 'o' donal/ great offer at his concerts/ buy 1 get 9 free/ my life is about trash picking and train spotting.