Asshole, outstanding parody, and funny as hell! Keep 'em coming! By the way, did you read diddy's last post about "pony up" meaning buying a pony? Her "cover" is wearing pretty thin - if she's really 12 then she's retarded, but she isn't kidding anyone! She's probably some 55-year-old fat woman with 20 cats who eats cake frosting out of a can with a knife while watching soap operas.